funny job offers

Husky looking squint-eyed for a job as bodyguard.

We hire a man with healthy nerves for women road instructor.

We are looking for a gardener without knowledge of landscape design.

Hire big men with good face for dealers of leaflets.

Museum search guide. Please do not call crazy and alcoholics.

Emergency abstinent technician hire sober, maybe two, to work in the city.

Attraction "trampoline" search experience traumatologist Ambulance or Red Cross.

Shop search loader with English. Maybe no diploma.

Restaurant looking for diplomatic and courageous people to work as waiters.

Search smiling and communicative programmer.

We are looking for single men who love nature and birds, working in the reserve.

Beauty recruit permanent employment specialist in pest control.

Urgent! We are looking for concierge heavy and dirty work in kindergarten.